Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Granted; you fail eeeeeverything else.

I wish I didn't have class right now!
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Granted; now you've got boring work.

I wish Lumi would stop siccing exam cats on me. -_-
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted; here comes the exam liger.

I wish I had a pet nudibranch.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Granted, but a vermivorous cone snail injects its venom into you when you try to stop it from eating your nudibranch.

I wish Lumi had a wall.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Granted, but now you're stuck with Lumi.

I wish I hadn't failed my midterm.
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Granted; you failed the final. :/

I wish I had not overslept my paper's deadline today.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Granted, but you oversleep and miss your final.

I wish I could get someone to help me manage my time better or at least a temporary website blocker.
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Granted, but you go into YWS withdrawals.

I wish I could get a job.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted, but the job is digging ditches in the middle of nowhere.

I wish it would be warmer when I go to the beach today.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, the waters cold anyways

I wish summer would get here sooner
Suppose for a moment that the heart has two heads, that the heart has been chained and dunked in a glass booth filled with river water. The heart is monologuing about hesitation and fulfillment while behind the red brocade the heart is drowning. - R.S




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Granted, but Summer lasts only for a day.

I wish the dishes could wash themselves. (Urgh, chores. D:)
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
- Homer Simpson




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Granted, but they're so proud of themselves for it that they refuse to allow you to destroy their good work by dirtying them again.

I wish for the world to end in flames.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Granted, being burned to death sucks? D:

I wish that it wont get cold again
Suppose for a moment that the heart has two heads, that the heart has been chained and dunked in a glass booth filled with river water. The heart is monologuing about hesitation and fulfillment while behind the red brocade the heart is drowning. - R.S




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Granted, but now it's always burning hot.

I wish my family wasn't so crazy.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted. Now they're dead.

I wish for it to be always winter but never Christmas.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell



Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
— Henry David Thoreau