Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Lumi
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Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:27 pm
Lumi says... · Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:27 pm
Granted; you fail eeeeeverything else.

I wish I didn't have class right now!
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Ranger Hawk
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Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:03 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:03 pm
Granted; now you've got boring work.

I wish Lumi would stop siccing exam cats on me. -_-
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Lumi
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Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:46 pm
Lumi says... · Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:46 pm
Granted; here comes the exam liger.

I wish I had a pet nudibranch.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Pundit
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Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:41 pm
Pundit says... · Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:41 pm
Granted, but a vermivorous cone snail injects its venom into you when you try to stop it from eating your nudibranch.

I wish Lumi had a wall.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Idraax
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Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:52 pm
Idraax says... · Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:52 pm
Granted, but now you're stuck with Lumi.

I wish I hadn't failed my midterm.
Check these out please! :)
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Lumi
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Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:00 am
Lumi says... · Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:00 am
Granted; you failed the final. :/

I wish I had not overslept my paper's deadline today.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Idraax
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Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:24 am
Idraax says... · Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:24 am
Granted, but you oversleep and miss your final.

I wish I could get someone to help me manage my time better or at least a temporary website blocker.
Check these out please! :)
Alezrani
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Ranger Hawk
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Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:33 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:33 pm
Granted, but you go into YWS withdrawals.

I wish I could get a job.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Warrior Princess
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Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:55 pm
Warrior Princess says... · Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:55 pm
Granted, but the job is digging ditches in the middle of nowhere.

I wish it would be warmer when I go to the beach today.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Dreamwalker
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Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:59 pm
Dreamwalker says... · Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:59 pm
Granted, the waters cold anyways

I wish summer would get here sooner
Suppose for a moment that the heart has two heads, that the heart has been chained and dunked in a glass booth filled with river water. The heart is monologuing about hesitation and fulfillment while behind the red brocade the heart is drowning. - R.S




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rubberduck
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Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:04 pm
rubberduck says... · Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:04 pm
Granted, but Summer lasts only for a day.

I wish the dishes could wash themselves. (Urgh, chores. D:)
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
- Homer Simpson




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Pundit
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Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:37 am
Pundit says... · Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:37 am
Granted, but they're so proud of themselves for it that they refuse to allow you to destroy their good work by dirtying them again.

I wish for the world to end in flames.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Dreamwalker
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Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:58 pm
Dreamwalker says... · Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:58 pm
Granted, being burned to death sucks? D:

I wish that it wont get cold again
Suppose for a moment that the heart has two heads, that the heart has been chained and dunked in a glass booth filled with river water. The heart is monologuing about hesitation and fulfillment while behind the red brocade the heart is drowning. - R.S




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Ranger Hawk
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Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:13 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:13 pm
Granted, but now it's always burning hot.

I wish my family wasn't so crazy.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Pundit
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Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:18 pm
Pundit says... · Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:18 pm
Granted. Now they're dead.

I wish for it to be always winter but never Christmas.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell



That's how we should measure our lives. Not in distance traveled, or time passed, or worlds conquered, but in moments... and the rush of joy—of grace—that exists within them.
— Megatron (Lost Light, by Roberts, Lawrence, Lafuente)