Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but it's made of dirt and sprinkled with gravel.

I wish the rest of this week would go by faster.

Granted, but you lose ten years of your life. D:

I wish I made a 100 on the geometry exam instead of a blasted 98. What did you make?

Granted, but you fail the rest of your exams.

I made an 86, I went through too quickly, I just wanted to be done.

Molly says hi!

I wish I was in college already!

Aw sorry. Hi Molly!

Granted; you get a degree in underwater basket-weaving.

I wish I was RICH.

You become money obsessed and it ruins your relantionships with everyone you know.

I wish... I wish I could stop time.

Granted, but once you stop time, you can't start it ever again.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted. Now you're just sick-minded.

I wish I had Warrior Princess in a jar.

Granted, but now everyone thinks you're a freak and won't talk to you, plus they are always plotting ways to get warrior princess out!

I wish I had a laptop!

Granted but the day you get it, you drop it and it gets run over by a car.

I wish I was thirteen.

Granted but then you turn twelve again on your birthday.

I wish I had a driver's licence.

Granted, but you have nothing to drive.

I wish I had a jar in Warrior Princess.

Granted, but again, you are known as a freak to everyone and therefore remain friendless!

I wish all my stories could become movies, with me as the MC everytime!

Granted, but your movies fail horribly and you go bankrupt.

I wish I could change the weather.

Granted, but people think you're a demon and kill you.

I wish the SB forum was a little more ALIVE today. (That is so not a hint that you should go post, Cam)

Granted; it's overrun with bad posts!

I wish I had more willpower to post all the things I need to.