Corrupt a Wish 2

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Calligraphy
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:03 pm
Calligraphy says... · Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:03 pm
You get the apple but in the very first bite you crunch down on a big fat worm.

I wish I could fly!




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Bloo
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:05 pm
Bloo says... · Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:05 pm
Granted, but you lose your feet as a result.

I wish this Alligator wasn't eating my hair.
That User Who Changed Their Name A Dozen Times And So No One Ever Knew Who They Were Half the Time and When They Did Only Used Bolt.

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Lauren2010
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Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:36 am
Lauren2010 says... · Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:36 am
Granted, but now a crocodile is eating your hair.

I wish I could stop procrastinating
Got YWS?




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SisterItaly
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Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:37 pm
SisterItaly says... · Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:37 pm
Granted but now you have nothing to do

I wish I was a polyolyoptosaurus
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Jenthura
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Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:13 pm
Jenthura says... · Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:13 pm
Granted, but since no such thing exists, you no longer exist.

I wish I was bald.
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Calligraphy
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Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:09 pm
Calligraphy says... · Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:09 pm
Granted, but now everyone stares/points at you and say "hahahaha you are bald like a plumpkin"!

I wish that I could breath under water and above water.

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LadyPurple
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Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:28 pm
LadyPurple says... · Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:28 pm
Granted, but the world explodes and you're sent into the airless, waterless space and die....

I wish I had any book I wanted just by thinking: "Hey I want, *name of book*"
You're new? Great seas! Why haven't you gone to the Buddy System yet?



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SisterItaly
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Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:15 am
SisterItaly says... · Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:15 am
Granted but you MUST read the book after it appears, and you accidentally say "Hey I want Twilight!"

Edit: I wish I would have remembered to put a wish
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Calligraphy
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:49 am
Calligraphy says... · Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:49 am
Granted, but of course your wish is corrupted. (does that make sense?)

I wish that I didn't have to sleep, but still could if I wanted. I would have so much more time!




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SisterItaly
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:28 pm
SisterItaly says... · Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:28 pm
Granted, but you never have anything to do, so occupy all you're time sleeping anyway.

I wish I could eat a pickled peanut... Ya I got nothing, so this works.
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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SisterItaly
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:28 pm
SisterItaly says... · Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:28 pm
Granted, but you never have anything to do, so occupy all you're time sleeping anyway.

I wish I could eat a pickled peanut... Ya I got nothing, so this works.
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Calligraphy
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:58 pm
Calligraphy says... · Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:58 pm
Granted, but it makes you sick and you die a slow and painful death of starvation, because after you eat the pickle you can't keep anything down not even if you are fed through a tube.

I wish that I had 13 wishes :D




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Ranger Hawk
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Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:43 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:43 pm
Granted, but you waste those wishes and run out before you know it.

I wish I wouldn't get sick.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
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Jenthura
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:54 am
Jenthura says... · Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:54 am
Granted, but to achieve such a thing, you have to drink a horribly bitter and disgustingly greenish potion.

I wish my avatar would freak everybody out.
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SisterItaly
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:10 am
SisterItaly says... · Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:10 am
Granted, but since it's so creepy, no one will read your posts or review your work.

I wish I could stay home from school. *is super sick ugh*
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.



You got rid of them. Yes, that's just like you. Getting rid of everything unpleasant instead of learning to put up with it.
— Aldous Huxley, Brave New World