Corrupt a Wish 2

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NinjaCookieMonster
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:36 pm
NinjaCookieMonster says... · Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:36 pm
Granted, but now you're bored out of your mind because there's no wacky happenings going on.

I wish those flies would just DIE.
hey, Jude, don't make it bad
take a sad song and make it better
remember to let it into your heart
then you can start
to make it better.

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irishfire
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:29 am
irishfire says... · Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:29 am
Granted but now you will feel forever guilty for killing someone.

I wish I had those Sun chips back :(
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Sassafras
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:31 am
Sassafras says... · Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:31 am
Granted, but when they do come back they have already been chewed.

I wish my eye wasn't hurting.
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SisterItaly
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:39 am
SisterItaly says... · Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:39 am
Granted, but now you lose that eye!

I wish I could get over this writer's block
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Pundit
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:56 am
Pundit says... · Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:56 am
Granted. You now know what to write, but you have lost all limbs, your tongue, your lips... any way for you to write it down or communicate it to others to write down.

I wish i had a pet baby ankylosaurus.
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Jenthura
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:57 pm
Jenthura says... · Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:57 pm
Granted, but, despite it being an herbivorous dino, it eats you.

I wish someone would give me a million bucks in cash...and it wasn't counterfeit.
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SisterItaly
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:00 pm
SisterItaly says... · Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:00 pm
Granted, but it's monopoly money

I wish my dad would disappear and never come back
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Jenthura
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Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:34 pm
Jenthura says... · Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:34 pm
Granted, but he takes the house.

I wish we were all Martians.
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SisterItaly
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Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:34 pm
SisterItaly says... · Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:34 pm
Granted but since we are on Earth we all die.

I wish it was Summer vacation again.
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Shearwater
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:53 pm
Shearwater says... · Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:53 pm
Granted

But you still end up going to summer school.
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Calligraphy
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:55 pm
Calligraphy says... · Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:55 pm
you forgot to state a wish of your own....




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Shearwater
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:51 am
Shearwater says... · Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:51 am
LOL
Okay, I wish I had an iphone :)
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Calligraphy
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:36 am
Calligraphy says... · Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:36 am
granted, but the very next day you drop into a lake on a dare and everyone things your dumb.

I wish I had a photographic memory.




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HomelessPorcupine
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:44 am
HomelessPorcupine says... · Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:44 am
Granted, but then you read a whole novel full of terrible grammar, and it replays over and over in your head forever. :shock:

I wish that I could communicate with lemurs.
"I can't afford a teddy bear, so I sleep with this contact solution."


Taran: He will not succeed in this. Somehow, we must find a way to escape. We dare not lose hope.

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SisterItaly
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:18 am
SisterItaly says... · Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:18 am
Granted but you can no longer communicate with humans, and all the lemurs think about is food. Therefore no intellectual conversation.

I wish I had a nice ripe apple *it's 5 am I always have an apple at this time and we have none *cries***
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.



To be a master of metaphor is the greatest thing by far. It is the one thing that cannot be learnt from others, and it is also a sign of genius.
— Aristotle, Poetics