Corrupt a Wish 2

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LilyJamey
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Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:49 am
LilyJamey says... · Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:49 am
Granted, but you wouldn't exist to see it.

I wish books were cheap.
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cocoboy
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:55 pm
cocoboy says... · Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:55 pm
Granted, but only the bad books.

I wish someone would reply to this wish with something that could make me laugh.
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keeping your mouth shut.” -Albert Einstein




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LilyJamey
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:25 pm
LilyJamey says... · Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:25 pm
Granted, but a carrot would shove itself up your conk everytime you laughed.

I wish I didn't need to eat biscuits.
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Ethan-
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Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:24 am
Ethan- says... · Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:24 am
Granted, but they eat you.

I wish that you won't corrupt my wish.
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cocoboy
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Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:19 pm
cocoboy says... · Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:19 pm
Granted, but it fails anyway.

I wish that there would be no way to corrupt this wish.
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keeping your mouth shut.” -Albert Einstein




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LilyJamey
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Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:47 pm
LilyJamey says... · Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:47 pm
Granted, but only momentarily. Then it corrupts itself.

I wish you would not grant this wish.
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cocoboy
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:57 pm
cocoboy says... · Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:57 pm
Granted.

I wish that I could eat apple pie right now with out anybody corrupting it.
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keeping your mouth shut.” -Albert Einstein




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Mars
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:04 am
Mars says... · Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:04 am
Granted, but the one of the apples is the poisonous one from Snow White.
I wish you would do my English homework.
'life tastes sweeter when it's wrapped in poetry'
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LilyJamey
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:46 am
LilyJamey says... · Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:46 am
Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I wrote well.
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Meep(:
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:02 am
Meep(: says... · Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:02 am
Granted, but no one can ever see your work but yourself.

I wish I was a world famous pianist.
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LilyJamey
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:20 am
LilyJamey says... · Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:20 am
Granted, but you'll be famous for being bad.

I wish there was peace in the world..
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Meep(:
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:42 am
Meep(: says... · Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:42 am
Granted, but its only because a war that happened before world peace drove humans to extinction.

I wish I was born on Januray 1st at 12:00 exactly.
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Mars
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:44 pm
Mars says... · Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:44 pm
Granted, but you died on January 1st, 12:01.
I wish I had an octopus.
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Runelord
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:55 pm
Runelord says... · Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:55 pm
Granted but it would kill you

I wish i could speak dragonic and elven
Speling mestackes ink.

Flowing scribble

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fading-dream
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:46 pm
fading-dream says... · Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:46 pm
Granted, but no one else remembers how.

I wish a meteor would destroy the Earth.
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