Corrupt a Wish 2

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Adnamarine
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Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:01 pm
Adnamarine says... · Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:01 pm
Granted, but it malfuctions and blows up, naturally with you inside it. Whoops.

I wish that the sky was lime green.
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:15 am
rubberduck says... · Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:15 am
Granted, but the sky rains lime the next day.

I wish that pens that write themselves are invented soon.
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:07 pm
Adnamarine says... · Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:07 pm
(except that would be awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Granted but then they take over the world.

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Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:07 pm
ProfessorRabbit says... · Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:07 pm
Granted, but the movie turns out to be terrible.

I wish I could transform myself into a man whenever I wanted.
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:15 pm
Rascalover says... · Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:15 pm
granted but you get stuck and forever are a man

i wish i could read peoples minds
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:27 pm
ProfessorRabbit says... · Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:27 pm
Granted. You're not going to like what you see.

I wish I was rich and famous.
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:54 pm
Rascalover says... · Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:54 pm
granted. But you have no one to share it with. You die alone

I wish I wasn't watching this movie
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:55 pm
ProfessorRabbit says... · Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:55 pm
Granted, but now you're watching a worse one.

I wish I could live forever.
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Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:58 am
Rascalover says... · Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:58 am
granted, but forever comes to an end

i wish i could think of a wish
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Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:55 am
Alteran says... · Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:55 am
Granted, you wish for a pain in your side.

I wish I was happier.
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Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:02 pm
Reason Invalid says... · Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:02 pm
Granted, you are now addicted to crack.

I wish for no wish.
It is only when dissonance plays one will find pleasure in consonance.
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Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:40 pm
Rascalover says... · Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:40 pm
granted

i wish i could think of some thing to currupt that wish
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Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:12 pm
Theo Hart says... · Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:12 pm
You are given a corrupt-a-whish-o-matic, but, unfortunately, the CAWOM is actually a Heavy Lourde, which falls from the sky, crushing you and turning you into a paraplegic. Sorry.

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Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:22 pm
Jon says... · Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:22 pm
Granted, but the fish is poisonous, and you die a slow, painful death

I wish that whoever responds wishes for nothing but for the next person that responds to wish for nothing
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:52 pm
Rascalover says... · Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:52 pm
granted, but no one understands your wish so its not really granted

I wish that wasnt so confusing to read
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