Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but now you cant read

I wish i could write a 1000 words a minute

granted but you get to fast and cause a fire burning down your house

I wish I had a bigger vocabulary

granted, but your newfound bigger vocabulary is in an ancient native american language no one speaks.

i wish i wasn't so bored.

Granted, but your boredom is cured by having so much work to do you can't cope with it and that makes you stressed and angry.

I wish that I had a PS3 so I could play Final Fantasy XIII when it comes out.

Not granted.

I wish for two wishes.

granted but they are never granted.

I wish i could wish for what ever and wanted and have it be granted and no corrupted

granted, but in not being corrupted, your wish isn't really part of corrupt-a-wish

(I don't know... my creativity is low today. ... blech.)

I wish I wasn't so confused.

Granted, now you're confuzzled.

I wish that your wish will be granted.

Granted, but my wish is that was that my wish wouldn't be granted.

I wish that my wish wasn't granted.

ummm... granted but in granting that its being granted anyway

I wish i didn't have to go to school so early

granted it would alwys be school time. you would never go because you would be their forever. MUHAHAHA

i wish i had a strawberry pie

Granted but it's been sat on.

I wish I knew what to write my college essay about!

granted you have no computer nor paper or writing tools to write it with

i wish i had a life

Granted, but you were murdered five minutes after your newfound epiphemy of purpose.

I wish my cousin wasn't such a jerkwad....lol

Granted, but now your cousin smells like rotten eggs.

I wish my foot weren't falling asleep.