Corrupt a Wish 2

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Alice
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:31 pm
Alice says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:31 pm
Granted because you made no wish!

I wish...for...more pens that work!
I just lost the game.




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enjeru
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:34 pm
enjeru says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:34 pm
granted, but now you ahve no paper

i wish i had a boyfriend, namely my ex.
"To look into the eyes of a wolf is to see your own soul."

-Aldo Leopold




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Alice
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:36 pm
Alice says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:36 pm
Granted but it's one of those things where you're in love with somebody else instead who hates your guts

I wish I knew who gave me my mp3 player suddenly.
I just lost the game.




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enjeru
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:44 pm
enjeru says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:44 pm
granted, but you hate the person who gave it to you

i wish he didn't hate my guts
"To look into the eyes of a wolf is to see your own soul."

-Aldo Leopold




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Firestar
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:05 pm
Firestar says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:05 pm
Granted, but he hates every other part of you.

I wish I had my dog back.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

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MidnightVampire
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:14 pm
MidnightVampire says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:14 pm
Granted, but now your dog hates you.

I wish...I wish I knew what to wish for
I realized that I said I'd be gone for only two weeks...but I was gone for much longer.I hope to stay on this time. :)




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niteowl
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:26 pm
niteowl says... · Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:26 pm
Granted, but now you will never have anything because you didn't wish for anything.

I wish I had a Time Twister so I could finish all my homework before tomorrow.
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

<YWS><R1>




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Veerocious
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:12 am
Veerocious says... · Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:12 am
Granted, but when you twisted time, you destroyed the universe

I wish I could watch the movie 'Big Fish' again
"Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?" - Author Unknown




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Firestar
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:58 am
Firestar says... · Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:58 am
Granted, but now you can't do anything but watch "Big Fish".

I wish I had a pair of sunglasses.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.




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thunder_dude7
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:35 pm
thunder_dude7 says... · Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:35 pm
Granted, but they're pink and have glitter on them.

I wish my homework was done correctly, neatly, and turned in on time, all thanks to a kind, loyal, and friendly per ferret who has opposable thumbs and refuses to run away from me.




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MidnightVampire
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:31 pm
MidnightVampire says... · Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:31 pm
Granted, but now everyone is comparing you to your ferret, because the ferret did the homework better than you did.

I wish I had the motivation to go running.
I realized that I said I'd be gone for only two weeks...but I was gone for much longer.I hope to stay on this time. :)




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thunder_dude7
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:03 pm
thunder_dude7 says... · Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:03 pm
Granted but you can't stop.

I wish I had better grades.




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Firestar
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:16 pm
Firestar says... · Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:16 pm
Granted, but you're stuck in preschool

I wish I were younger.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.




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Memento Mori
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:00 am
Memento Mori says... · Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:00 am
Granted, but you're stuck being a baby all your life.

I wish I was rich.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people who piss you off. Outdo yourself. ^^




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Firestar
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:19 am
Firestar says... · Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:19 am
Granted, but your the last person on earth.

I wish that I will have a good life.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.



I'll admit the two turtle doves are growing on me, but there are ten birds in this house already and we both know geese are feathered bioweapons of mass destruction.
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