Corrupt a Wish 2

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killerkumquat
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Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:30 pm
killerkumquat says... · Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:30 pm
Granted but you get forced into becoming a japanese translator for Paris Hilton.

I wish I had a viking boat




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MadHatter
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Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:40 am
MadHatter says... · Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:40 am
*whoops, sorry about that.*

Granted, but you're thought of as a pirate, and are hunted down and killed

I wish I was an adult.
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Wizard Swears




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iQuippie
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Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:03 am
iQuippie says... · Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:03 am
Granted, but your job sucks, your girl leaves you, your dog gets run over by a car, and life sucks in general.

Ugggh. I wish he would ask me out!
I think you're crazy, maybe.




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logosgal
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Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:10 am
logosgal says... · Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:10 am
Granted. He asks you to go out... of the country and leave him alone. :wink:

I wish I knew what my MC's real name is! :cry:
Home is where the books are.




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MadHatter
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Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:22 pm
MadHatter says... · Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:22 pm
Granted, but you hate it

I wish I could get Halo Wars right now
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Wizard Swears




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onceuponatim3xo
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:26 am
onceuponatim3xo says... · Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:26 am
Granted but there is a major glitch in the game

I wish that I could go into a book and see what was happening with my own eyes
It is better to travel well than to arrive.
-Buddha




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iQuippie
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Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:10 am
iQuippie says... · Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:10 am
Granted, but you get killed in the epic battle in "The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe".

I wish someone else would do my chores for me, and I'd still get paid the same allowance.
I think you're crazy, maybe.




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just_intoxicated03
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Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:33 am
just_intoxicated03 says... · Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:33 am
granted, but you need to pay that somebody and that would filch your allowance away

i wish i was a vampire.the anne rice kind
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is. --Homer Simpson




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MadHatter
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Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:54 am
MadHatter says... · Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:54 am
Granted but a vampire hunter (The Van Helsing kind) kills you immediately

I wish I could see the un-aired Invader Zim episodes
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!

Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Wizard Swears




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just_intoxicated03
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Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:09 pm
just_intoxicated03 says... · Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:09 pm
Granted, but all the other invader zim episodes are erased from your memory

i wish i could fly with the wings of an angel
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is. --Homer Simpson




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logosgal
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:11 am
logosgal says... · Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:11 am
Granted, but the angel gets back at you for taking his/her wings!

I wish these boot socks fit right.
Home is where the books are.




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blackstorm
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:05 pm
blackstorm says... · Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:05 pm
Granted, but they will never come off again.

I wish that I had a handsome and sweet boyfriend.
I like dragons and Koenma and dragons and L and dragons and Arystar Krory and randomness and, oh, did I mention dragons?

If you want Horace to win, put him in your siggy:
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Cade
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:26 pm
Cade says... · Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:26 pm
Granted, but he never showers.

I wish I had a $100000 dollar Barnes & Noble gift card.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Angel of Death
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:48 pm
Angel of Death says... · Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:48 pm
Really what is the point?

Granted, but you lose it

I wish the world was a fantasy




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jonny911
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:49 pm
jonny911 says... · Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:49 pm
Granted, but now you don't exist!

I wish I could walk through walls at will.
"Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A felon!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yah! This kid at school says they get all the girls!"
"I should try that..."



He began to wonder why he had felt uneasy at all. It was like a man wondering in broad daylight why a dream had appeared so terrible to him at night.
— Chinua Achebe, Things Fall Apart