Young Writers Society

Granted, but now you're allergic to brownies and other delicious baked goods.

I wish my neck didn't hurt.

Granted,but you're so happy you walk into a wall and break your neck.

I wish everyone would stop trying to braid my hair.

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I wısh I wasn`t homesıck

Granted, but your family follows you everywhere you go.

I wish my friend would hit our Earth science teacher more often.

Granted but now Burm really DID jump out the window and we now have a horrible mean teacher.

I wish school wasn't so boring.

Granted, but now since school is so exciting, the rest of your life totally sucks.

I wish this wish could not be corrupted.

Granted, but then you ruin the whole game for everybody. ^_^

I wish... I wish I got that ever so cool scholarship...

Granted, but it's only worth ten dollars.

I wish that I could go to a private school.

Wish granted, but you'd never be able to go back home.

I wish that I could find my music

Granted but it is now considered, "So ten seconds ago."

I wish I didn't have a headache.

Granted-- it's moved to your back and become 10 times worse.

I wish my NaNo novel would write itself.

Granted--It wrote itself horribly and misspelled every word.

I wish I could rule the world

Granted, but your reign lasted only ten minutes and ended when you were killed, apparently accidentally, by 36,498.6 limes and a capuchin monkey. Inquiries as to any possible purpose behind your death were sketchy and inconclusive. And no one really cared much.

I wish my room were clean.

Granted, but when it's clean you can't find anything

I wish I had a pet dinosaur

Granted, but I'm afraid it will have to eat you to survive.

I wish I had a laptop...