Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but right after you buy every CD you ever wanted, a new format comes out and all your CDs become obselete.



I wish that I had a few more hours between now and The Oscars so I could get some practicing done

Granted, but you get so involved with your practicing that you forget that the Oscars were going to be on TV, so you miss it anyway.

I wish my room would clean itself.

Granted, but any nice goodies, such as money, that you would have found whilst tidying your room yourself are instead given to people you dislike.

I wish I'd brought some painkillers to college.

Granted, but you get expelled for having oxy on campus without a perscription.

(...)

I wish I had DSL.

Granted, but your connection would go in and out of service constantly.


I wish that my Monday was already over.

Granted, but it was your last day to live.

(I liked your previous grant, ditty)

I wish my grade point average was a 4.0.

Granted, but your SAT scores suck so bad the colleges you're applying to(?) reject you anyway.

I wish I could go to Australia to visit Kirryn.

Granted, but then they set down a quarantine for the entire country because of a maleovent virus, and you die from it.

I wish I had a million dollars, and nothing bad happened to me afterwards.

Think hard, there is a loophole through which you can corrupt it.

Granted, but it's $1,000,000 in Hong Kong dollars and therefore virtually worthless and your bank won't exchange them, anyway.

(Actually, it's not worthless: it's about 127,000USD, but anyway...)

I wish I had a car.

Granted, but you crash it.


I wish the bowling season hadn't just ended. *cries*

No! That's something bad. Grr... The answer was I live a life devoid of any fun. Not exactly bad, but boring as heck, and I don't even get to spend it.

Also, your car leaks gasoline, and then explodes.

Edit: Oh, um, okay, Granted, but your favorite alleys shut down.

I wish I could Apparate.

Granted, but you accidentally Apparate to Voldy's lair and he kills you. Avada Kedavra!


I wish I knew which outline I'm supposed to do for social studies.

Granted, but then you'd find out it's the hardest one and you think it's impossible to do so you start hyperventalating and pass out and by the time you wake up you've missed the deadline.


I wish my little brother would dissapear.

Granted, but absence makes the heart grow fonder.

I wish I'd gotten into the Honors Program.

Granted, but you end up hating it.


I wish I could find the match to this earring.