Corrupt a Wish

Granted- but they're all stolen from otherwise well-meaning members who earned them.

Hmm...

I wish I could write five critiques tonight.

granted but all five are on your own work.

I wish I could draw potraits like Brad.lol

Granted.

You can draw portraits "like brad" so all your pictures look like Brad.

I wish my foot didn't feel so dead/asleep.

Granted. Now your other foot is starting to feel dead/asleep!

I wish were the holidays again

granted but you'll have to live life as if there were no holiday (like school, college, work, or whichever, you get the idea) while everyone else enjoys a well earned double holiday!


i wish bleach 109 was out right now, and i could watch it, and it was good...ha

Granted. But your DVD player and/or VCR and/or other movie watching devices blew up in a act of revolt. g'day.

I wish I didn't have to clean the house.

Granted, but you still have to clean your neighbor's house.

I wish I understood math.

Granted but now you don't understand english.

I wish I didn't have to do my book report.

Granted. You have to write a 16 page essay. OH BOY!

I wish that I hadn't slept in until 11:30 this morning.

Granted.You will sleep until 11:30 tommorrow night .

i wish i could have 11,00000 points.

Granted. You're such a pointy person now. Like a cactus or something.

I wish I could pass my drivers test

Granted but you never get a car.

I wish i didn't have to make a wish....

Granted, but by writing anything you have ergo wished.

I wish I could find the track I'm looking for.

Granted. It's a long stretch of red ground outside of a school that goes in a circle, and if you lap it 4 times, it makes a mile.

I wish my shingles would never come back

(to those who don't know: Shingles is adult chicken pox)

Granted. No ifs ands or buts. No shingles for Clau. *hugs*

*is a cheater*

I wish this song would download faster. !_!