Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted; however, Lumi already beat you.

I wish my fingers weren't numb from all this typing.

Granted, your feet are numb instead.

I wish that I could fly

Granted; you get tired reeeeally quickly because, honestly, who wants to flap their arms so much?

I wish I could breathe underwater and on land.

Granted but you have a severe case of bronchitis.

I wish I wasn't a somewhat insomniac.

Granted, you are now in permanent hibernation.

I wish that all food tasted amazing.

Granted; you gain fifty pounds within the month.

I wish jobs were easier to come by.

Granted: But you can never quit and get a better job (Oh, did I mention that your current job sucks?)

I wish i never learned that my teacher was reading 50 Shades...*fetal position*

Granted: But now you know every other book they read

I wish I was living abroad

Granted, you are now living abroad in a box.

I wish that all clothes could adjust to my size.

Granted, but your size can never change.

I wish this infection would go away

Granted, your friends go away too :/

I wish that the news could always get the story right.

Granted, but they tell you everything you don't want to see or hear.

I wish I could become a character of one of my books.

Granted, but the rest of the characters hate you!

I wish I knew what was wrong with my kidney

Granted, but you now have brain cancer

Spoiler

Sorry!

I wish I had endless supplies of epic music I could listen to.

Granted, but you can never skip any songs, and you can't pause or stop them, and they will eventually give you ear cancer (payback!)

I wish I had more readers on my wordpress blog