Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but they read only to flame your blog.

I wish I could eat something I liked now.

Granted but it gives you a stomach bug and you're constantly throwing up for a week.

I wish I didn't have to study for Math.

Granted, you have memorized every form of math possible in the known universe, but you do not know anything else!

i wish I could have a nap right now!

Granted, but when you wake up, your in an alternate dimension where Young Writers Society doesn't exist!

I wish I had an apple.......

Granted, but it's poisoned so that when you take a bite it all your hair falls out.

I wish that people weren't reuired to do speeches in class...

Granted, but now it's mandatory that you write a college thesis level essay every week, even during the summer. Bwahaha

I wish that I was a magic wizard.

Granted, but you are a lonely evil wizard who is not loved and only has his attic mouse for company.

I wish I would just be cured of this kidney thing!

Granted, it has been taken out of you.

I wish that I turn into something pointless

Granted! You're a TV set.

I wish I had friends in college?

Granted, you are the most popular person in the school, unfortunately you have so much schoolwork you have absolutely no time to hang out with any of your friends.

I wish I could sleep at night

Granted, But now you cannot wake up at all!!

I wish I could be a toddler again.

Granted, you're a toddler... but you can never grow a day older.

I wish that this internet connection wasn't so slow.

Granted. But it turns out that it was just your computer which was slow.

I wish I had long hair.

Granted, but your hair is so long that you can't do anything with it, and it trips people wherever you go and is basically deadweight.

I wish I could be left in peace...for life...

Granted. You become a ghost, unable to interact with the world.

I wish for world peace.