I've decided I don't review enough now days, so I need you people to fix that for me. (Yes, I really am so that lazy that I can't be bothered to fix it on my own.)
What I review:
-- Fiction only. No poetry. I can offer nothing helpful to poets.
-- Nothing too long. As we've established, I'm lazy. I'll read anything up to around 2,000 words. Don't worry if you're several hundred words over that, though - as long as it's not near to 3,000 words, it should be okay.
-- Any genre. Well, except fanfiction. But fantasy fiction, literary fiction, romance fiction, whatever, I'll review it.
What I ask in return:
-- Nothing.
-- Although, if you do want to pay me back, give someone else a review. That'll make me happy.
What I promise:
-- Nothing. If you post your story here, there's no grantee I'll review it. (Lazy, remember.) I'll do my best, though, to get around to you.
A note: I will be critical. I won't make anyone break down in tears or anything, but I will be honest. If you're only interested in hearing how amazing your story is (you all know who you are) don't bother asking for a review. Unless your story really is amazing and faultless - in which case, go ahead, and enjoy the praise I give you.
Okay, Yewis, fire away.
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