I saw this game on another forum and died laughing, so I thought I'd bring it to YWS. xD
This is a pretty simple game. Just take a quote - any quote - and replace one or more of the words with the word "goat" for maximum hilarity. (Slight changes for grammatical reasons are fine.) And the quotes can be from anything - books, movies, TV shows, famous people, songs, etc.
I'll start off.
"Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say they were perfect goats, thank you very much."
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