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The Tavern [2]



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Fri Jul 10, 2020 2:23 pm
Necromancer14 says...



@Shadeflame, they don't think. All they are are reincarnated bodies that need brains to stay "alive" for very long, not that they are really exactly "alive" in the first place. Right @Nate?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Fri Jul 10, 2020 2:42 pm
Shadeflame says...



So, since they don't think, they don't count in the vote. Besides, you should leave them to enjoy their time in the underworld. They've earned it. @Nate, do you agree with me?
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Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:40 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Oh fine. But the Prismatic Dragon is voting for me, and I'm sure @Nate is too, right Nate?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Thu Jul 16, 2020 1:54 pm
JoyDark says...



Hey, @Nate! You still serving drinks here?
she/her

woah
i actually made a post
pretty radical if you ask me
  





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Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:39 am
Shadeflame says...



@Nate has been gone, for a looooong loooooooooong time, but we are performing the archaic ritual to summon him back to this ancient place.
(And you know, arguing over who gets to run the tavern and profit off it now.)
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Fri Jul 17, 2020 10:42 pm
JoyDark says...



Oh. Sweet.

Can I still get a drink? I’ve got a hankering for a Doctor Brown float.
she/her

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Thu Jul 23, 2020 3:26 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Poor doctor brown. First he's forced to float in a drink, and then someone drinks him.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:52 pm
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MaybeAndrew says...



*bell rings as Andrew pushes through the door. Andrew looks around smiling*
*walks up whistling and sits down* Good-day, I was just scrolling through the YWS neighborhood when I become a bit parched. Conveniently I found this fine tavern. Can I have a Dr. Pepper, extra peppy?
Last edited by MaybeAndrew on Mon Aug 10, 2020 5:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Previously Andrewknorpp, now less sure.
  





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Mon Aug 10, 2020 4:04 pm
Necromancer14 says...



"Sorry @Andrewknorpp I already stole all the beverages here, plus I became the owner," replied Necro.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Aug 10, 2020 4:52 pm
Shadeflame says...



Be quiet @Necromancer14, you did not become the owner.

Actually who cares. If you want to delude yourself go right ahead. Have fun paying taxes and dealing with ornery customers.

I'm headed for more than a life filled with servitude, waiting on every nobody who steps through the door and demands a drink.
Last edited by Shadeflame on Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Mon Aug 10, 2020 5:40 pm
MaybeAndrew says...



*clears throat awkwardly*
Okay then... nice to see both of you. But if you don't serve drinks what do you serve?
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Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:02 pm
Shadeflame says...



*smiles*
I'm not sure. I got here first and just helped myself, leaving payment of course. You could go look in the fridge and see what's still left.
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Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:26 pm
Necromancer14 says...



@Shadeflame You're psychology tricks aren't going to work on me.

@Andrewknorpp you can buy the Dr. Pepper from me for ten million dollars.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:29 pm
Shadeflame says...



@Andrewknorpp Don't listen to him, just take the drink.
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Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:48 pm
MaybeAndrew says...



Cool, cool. *nods awkwardly and opens the fridge, fishing around until I find a half-drank bottle of Gatorade.*
*Takes sip* I don't want to be rude, but it seems this place has seen better times, am I wrong in that assumption.
Last edited by MaybeAndrew on Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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