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Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:35 am
Dracula says...



Hopefully this hasn't been done yet...

The aim of the game is to answer the question with the best excuse possible.
Here's an example of how you play:

Person A: (Their excuse)
Why is your hair green?!

Person B: I fell into a green swamp while fishing for the Loch Ness Monster.
Why did you get to work late?

Person C: (Their excuse)
(Their question)

I'll start...
Why did you leave the garbage on the doorstep?
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
-Demetri Martin




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Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:02 am
SARAHJO says...



Because Morgan Freeman was walking past my driveway so I dropped everything to tackle him in a loving hug.

Why are your shoes wet?
-"Lets be real here. Unicorns don't exist.
-"Then you must not either."




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Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:48 pm
Rook says...



I cried so much when [insert tv series here] ended that I flooded the house.

Why is there an inflatable frog on your roof?
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

-Elena Passarello, Animals Strike Curious Poses




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Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:40 pm
Zolen says...



I was trying to teach frogs to fly. He's my assistant.

Why are you tap dancing?
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.




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Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:38 pm
SARAHJO says...



Because my feet have spasms every Monday and Thursday from 2:03 P.M to 2:17.

Why is there orange soda on the floor?
-"Lets be real here. Unicorns don't exist.
-"Then you must not either."




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Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:49 pm
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Spotswood says...



Because you had a cocktail party and invited Kanye West, unfortunately (I don't know why you'd do that), and he tried singing Pink Floyd, but completely butchered the song by saying he wrote it, and Roger Waters came and beat him to death and it turns out Kanye's blood is Orange Soda.

Roger Waters is now hailed as a hero.


Why did Obi Wan not tell Luke that Vader was his father?
"Often, the best way to improve is swallowing your ego and realizing you're a terrible writer in all aspects of writing, then working to improve it."
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Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:56 pm
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MarbleToast says...



Because Luke pranked Obi Wan by making his lightsaber rainbow coloured so decided that it was payback time. Yoda agreed, saying that Luke "gotten too big for boots, he has".

Why is that sandwich in the fire?
Dreams sprout tall so beautiful
to wither and fall off
Old and dusty, creaky and rough
This clockwork will not rest




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Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:53 pm
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SARAHJO says...



Because my mother ran up to me saying there was a virus going around where if you eat too much bread, an entire wheat plantation would grow inside of you and you'd be producing bread for the rest of your life.

Why is Jimmy sleeping on the roof?
-"Lets be real here. Unicorns don't exist.
-"Then you must not either."




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Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:00 am
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Dracula says...



Because his parents told him that The Walking Dead is a documentary.

Why has your skin turned rainbow?
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
-Demetri Martin




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Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:15 am
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Rook says...



Because nyancat ran around me all night.

Why is there a toucan on that lightpole?
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

-Elena Passarello, Animals Strike Curious Poses




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Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:30 pm
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MarbleToast says...



It's because a yob from the local area released a cacophony of tropical birds from the sanctuary, while at the same time, the light was flicking so sporadically that it fooled the toucan (which evidently had a lower intellect than usual) into thinking there was actually a female toucan trapped inside the glass orb. If you wait a minute or sixty, you'll find the toucan will attempt to break the glass.

Why did the mandible wedge vex the frigid Toblerone?
Dreams sprout tall so beautiful
to wither and fall off
Old and dusty, creaky and rough
This clockwork will not rest




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Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:25 pm
erilea says...



Because the mandible wedge was feeling annoying.

Why does Percy have a really cool tattoo?
Was *wisegirl22*Artemis28*Lupa22*


focus on... enjoying happy moments




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Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:14 am
Dracula says...



Because Aphrodite saw how much he loves Annabeth and she told him that it would make him look more attractive.

Why is your hand on fire?
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
-Demetri Martin




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Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:22 pm
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Holysocks says...



Because I'm hot.

Why didn't you tell me about the pink elephant?
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Wed Oct 08, 2014 11:15 pm
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Dracula says...



Because it had an extremely contagious condition and I just knew that if I told you, you'd go after it.

Why is Nessie in a desert?
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
-Demetri Martin







Be steadfast as a tower that doth not bend its stately summit to the tempest’s shock.
— Dante Alighieri