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The Excuse Game



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Thu Aug 17, 2023 4:48 pm
fantasies says...



because one is filled with lots and lots of cheese, the other with books.

why do you have a cut on your arm?
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Thu Aug 17, 2023 7:18 pm
WinnyWriter says...



I was carrying out some large pieces of scrap metal and one of them scraped me.

Why aren't you doing homework right now?
  





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Thu Aug 31, 2023 1:56 am
Liminality says...



Because I'm not at home c:

Why did you put trash into the sink?
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Tue Sep 12, 2023 11:17 pm
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LuminescentAnt says...



I dunno, you said to put my dirty plate in there, so I assumed all dirty things are supposed to go there. Also, what's a sink?

Why did you look at your phone during class?
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- Abraham Lincoln

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Wed Sep 13, 2023 7:57 pm
GengarIsBestBoy says...



Because the little person who lives inside of it was trying to get my attention.

Why is there a stain on your shoe?
Even if I'm not who I'm supposed to be, I like who I am right now!

—Hunter, The Owl House

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Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:57 pm
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fantasies says...



i spilt paint on it yesterday. acrylic paint is hard to get off, unfortunately

why do you have a smile on your face?
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Wed Sep 13, 2023 10:33 pm
foxmaster says...



because i am evil.


Why do you like pizza?
  





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Thu Sep 14, 2023 1:29 pm
Dossereana says...



Because I got nauseas from it a few times


why didn't you go to school?
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Sat Sep 16, 2023 6:55 pm
Roxanne says...



'cause a group of friendly aliens landed in my backyard this morning, and they insisted on giving me a tour of their spaceship.

Why is the refrigerator empty?
“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.”
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Sun Sep 17, 2023 12:08 am
LuminescentAnt says...



I was hungry at 1 AM, that's why.

Why did you step on my artwork?
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Sun Sep 17, 2023 1:33 am
Dossereana says...



because you left it on the floor and I wasn't watching where I was going


why did you take the couch pillows?
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Sun Sep 17, 2023 1:13 pm
fantasies says...



because my brother stole my bed, so i made a makeshift bed with the couch pillows

why did you destroy my book?
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Sun Sep 17, 2023 1:18 pm
Dossereana says...



Because you left it on the table and I thought it was trash so I tore it up and threw it away


Why did you dump your wonderful boyfriend?
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Sun Sep 17, 2023 4:21 pm
LuminescentAnt says...



I had to write an essay about someone I didn’t like and took action, and I only wanted to half lie.

Why did you put gum in her hair?
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Sun Sep 17, 2023 5:43 pm
fantasies says...



because she bullied me. she deserved it.

why did you stay up all night staring at a wall?
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