Crazy Questions

Dynamo · 2007-03-26T04:29:56Z

Here's a fun game. This game is quite simple, you first have to answer the question that the person before you asked, then you ask your own question. The best thing about this game is that you can ask ANY question that you want. It can be a very long and complicated question or it can be something as simple as "Why is the sky blue?" And to make things even more fun you can also ask stuff like, "Where to babies come from?" and, "How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" But, if you're thinking of asking that last question then know this, the answer will always be five. Five what? Nothing, just five! So don't asked that question! *ahem* Anyway, just answer the previous person's question then ask your own.

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:24 am

luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:24 am

Because Peter Pan is an avid drinker of Michael Jackson's "Jesus Juice".

Do ten gallon hats really hold ten gallons?

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:27 am

Poor Imp says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:27 am

I suppose if your head were ten gallons, they might.

Why does the wind sound like a voice sometimes?

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:33 am

luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:33 am

The wind carries all the dropped calls of the world.

Why can't penguins fly?

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:36 am

Poor Imp says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:36 am

Because it would undignified to flap around so haplessly in a tux.

Why are life's deepest truths so awfully inexplicable?

ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:40 am

luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:40 am

It makes Life feel witty that we lowly mortals can't outwit it. Jerk.

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:43 am

Poor Imp says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:43 am

It's bloody disorienting, except that being disoriented, you don't know that you're disoriented.

Why do dehydrated muscles move so bloody slow?

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:47 am

luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:47 am

Water is their source of POWER! Or something like that.

Why can't a transformer be a cow?

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:58 am

Fan says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:58 am

No moo factor.

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:01 am

luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:01 am

Dick Cheney.

Why can't I have a gun for a leg?

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:25 pm

Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:25 pm

Because...guns don't like the feeling of being walked upon and would shoot you

Why do those goats keep mocking me!?!??!

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:18 pm

Ani May Queen says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:18 pm

I think you know the answer to that.

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:36 pm

luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:36 pm

Because they can't scratch their crotch in public.

Why does it feel like I'm not alone?

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:05 pm

Royboy says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:05 pm

Because you're actually made up of two beings, on physical and one mental. When they aren't in sync, then it feels like there's another person in the room.

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