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luna_the_shiekah
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:24 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:24 am
Because Peter Pan is an avid drinker of Michael Jackson's "Jesus Juice".

Do ten gallon hats really hold ten gallons?
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Poor Imp
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:27 am
Poor Imp says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:27 am
I suppose if your head were ten gallons, they might.



Why does the wind sound like a voice sometimes?
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luna_the_shiekah
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:33 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:33 am
The wind carries all the dropped calls of the world.

Why can't penguins fly?
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Poor Imp
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:36 am
Poor Imp says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:36 am
Because it would undignified to flap around so haplessly in a tux.


Why are life's deepest truths so awfully inexplicable?
ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

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luna_the_shiekah
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:40 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:40 am
It makes Life feel witty that we lowly mortals can't outwit it. Jerk.

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Poor Imp
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:43 am
Poor Imp says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:43 am
It's bloody disorienting, except that being disoriented, you don't know that you're disoriented.


Why do dehydrated muscles move so bloody slow?
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luna_the_shiekah
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:47 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:47 am
Water is their source of POWER! Or something like that.

Why can't a transformer be a cow?
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:58 am
Fan says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:58 am
No moo factor.

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luna_the_shiekah
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:01 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:01 am
Dick Cheney.

Why can't I have a gun for a leg?
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Sumi H. Inkblot
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:25 pm
Sumi H. Inkblot says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:25 pm
Because...guns don't like the feeling of being walked upon and would shoot you


Why do those goats keep mocking me!?!??!
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Ani May Queen
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:18 pm
Ani May Queen says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:18 pm
I think you know the answer to that.

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luna_the_shiekah
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:36 pm
luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:36 pm
Because they can't scratch their crotch in public.

Why does it feel like I'm not alone?
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Royboy
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:05 pm
Royboy says... · Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:05 pm
Because you're actually made up of two beings, on physical and one mental. When they aren't in sync, then it feels like there's another person in the room.

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Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:15 pm
Twit says... · Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:15 pm
Because you're so good at writing - a person can't be great at everything. Now beat that for a creep's response!

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Via
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:09 pm
Via says... · Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:09 pm
Because I said so.


Can dogs still wag their tail while they are chasing/biting it?
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