The Tavern [2]

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*an invisible force stops all of the food at where the line was drew*

"Hehe, now be civil Necro, that is not how one adresses a faerie."
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@Typowithoutcoffee a faerie? What kind of faerie? There are many kinds, most of which being small mischievous beings, who are by no means civil.
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my kind :P spring court fae
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ok.

*throws more food*
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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XD *avoids it via faerie circle feild*
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*fetches a fairy shield remover and removes the shield*
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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>:| *fetches spite remover* *waves it over you* you now no longer have the ability to be spiteful HAH
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who said I was being spiteful.

*throws more food*

I'm doing this out of fun, not spite.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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:OOO a loop hole noooooooo

*dodges food and saves my coffee*
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*jumps squarely into the path of the food and eats it* “mmmmmm salmon my favvveeeee”

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"What is it about foodfights here!" I cry diving under a table for shelter.
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“HAVE SOME SALMON GEM!” *throws fish under table*

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*stares at the fish*
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"EAT THE FISH!"

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
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"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Nu.
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Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just stab Caesar!
— Gretchen Wieners