Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but it's raining inside your house when you wake up.

I wish I could have an infinite amount of time.

Granted, but you have to watch all your loved ones die.

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted, but the bread is moldy.

I wish I could eat dessert.

Granted, but it's been poisoned.

I wish my cat was okay.

Granted, but you are not.

I wish I could write an infinite number of words for my stories.

lol I'll take it

granted, but no one wants to read them.

I wish I could get a haircut now.

Granted, but the hairdresser messes it up.

I wish for 20/20 vision

Granted, but you are blind to what truly matters in life.

I wish I was one of my best book characters.

Granted, but you kill that character off.

I wish my room could magically be clean.

Granted, but you have to clean your sibling's rooms without magic.

I wish I could be perpetually happy.

Granted, but unfortunately someone else in the world wishes that perpetual happiness didn't exist and their wish is granted.

I wish Rick Riordan would get books out faster that were even better than the ones he'd already written.

Granted, but you cannot read any of them.

I wish I could always be there to help when my friends needed me.

Granted, but you no longer have any friends.

I wish I didn't get hat hair.

Granted. You're now bald.

I wish my cat would eat.

Granted, but said cat becomes fat.

I wish to perpetually have awesome music.