Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but you can only write neatly in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics.

I wish I had friends in my PE class.

Granted, but they turn out to have super awesome sports skills and slowly start bragging more and more and getting more and more arrogant.

I wish there was a library close by from my house.

Granted. It is a private library.

I wish this wish was corrupted

Granted...I wish that you can't wish anymore

@clarify, you didn't post a wish!

I wish I had a boat

Granted, you are now the proud owner of a dilapidated rowboat.

I wish I'd done my homework earlier.

Granted, but now you're stuck in a time loop and you're doomed to do the same homework over and over again.

I wish it wasn't summer right now.

Granted. It's now the end of spring, so summer will start in a few days anyway.

I wish the Green Room wasn't so full.

Granted. The Green Room is empty because it is unfit for human habitation. Everyone from the Green Room is crammed into a room half the size of the Green Room.

I wish the awful person who keeps corrupting my wishes would just die!

Granted. But so did you.

I wish that my cats only took the time I wanted to give them, and not the time I need to be elsewhere.

Granted. But both you and your cats know that you want to give them all your time, even the time you need to be elsewhere. Nothing changes.

I wish we were all dinosaurs.

And I'm A T-Rex and you're a Edmontosaurus. Figure the rest out yourself.

I wish that people took me seriously.

Granted. And one day you are going through security, and you get exasperated. You say, "Oh, yeah. Like I have a gun?" And they take you too seriously and shoot you.

I wish all guns, all explosives anywhere would disappear in an instant.

Granted, but then a bear mauls you to death and you have absolutely nothing to defend yourself with.

I wish social stereotypes didn't exist.