If the User Above You Had A Superpower...

(눈‸눈 ) you get to actually be a falcon

Stop... stealing... mein... EMOTICON! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

I give you the power of having no power to do anything by yourself at all. >:) Hahahahahaha...

o yea, I can do this (-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-)
The Asian mafia does not approve.

Would ban for not following proper format, but this is the wrong thread fo' dat.

I give you the power to be constantly reminded by other peeps that you are not following proper thread rules :p

oh, woops.

I give you the power of having all the powers :p

I give you the power to cause loading symbols to spear on all of the government's computers.

YEEESH! Awesome power, gotz! :3 Now I will use that power to gain the ability to stop time, and just stay home, curled up on my bed, and stare into empty space doing absolutely nothing :3

I give you the power to.... to..... uh... I think I may have said this one before, but... I give you the power to overpower Verser-shi's position as the (Jen-proclaimed) Evil Overlord of the Randomosity Forumz.

Thanks! I give you the power to be my one and only equal partner in overthrowing the Tyrant Verser.

and I give you the power to fail miserably in your quest :3

*staring at you with my soulless pitch-back eyes*

I give you the power to feel like you're being stared to death... wherever you go....

yo peeps, check out mai entourage x3

I give you the power to always blush no matter what the conversation is about

(ಠ///_///ಠ)

DON'T CHANGE PEOPLE'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS LIKE THAAAAAT!

I give you the power of having no power at all.

p.s. I'm not the one staring at you. It's probably the ghost of Evil!Jen Past.

yes, mortality rocks!


I give you the power to live forever and thusly see everyone you know and love pass before your very eyes O.O

I literally love no one.

I give you the power of always failing at trying to give trolling powers.

I give you the power to wow everyone with your Japanese!