If the User Above You Had A Superpower...

To you I bestow the power of always being able to create and awkward silence no matter how exuberant the conversation

Verser-shi, I already have that power It's not that bad, actually. Ehehehe... *trails off awkwardly*

In return, I shall bestow upon thee the power of driving people insane by making them constantly see a loading symbol everywhere.

YES, ITS LIKE CHRISTMAS ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

I give you the power of having power

I give you the power of making a portal anywhere.

and I give you the power of terrible hand writing

Verse-shi, you're a really terrible person aren't you QvQ

To you, I bestow the power of being able to manipulate people's feelings. Because you seem like you can do something like that.

ha, if I could manipulate feelings then I would be rolling in cash. Whats a shi?

To you I bestow the gift of turning into a burning bush. That would be hilarious because either you would be worshipped as god or the fire department would come

The power of blanking minds into a messy sludge in which the victim would never be able to see you again

why thank you!

and to you I give the power of always looking like the person in your avatar....who is of course only a torso and a head

Oh mein gott you are a terrible person Q_Q

-shi is a polite Japanese honorific used for addressing colleagues.

I guess I'll give you the power of being able to transform into the Evil Overlord of Randomosity Forums.

Ah yes, my dream job!

To you I bestow the power of being able to write reallllllyyyy well, but never able to sell a product.

In short you am become Pablo Picasso :3

Why would you do this to meh? QAQ

Fine. I give you the power of being able to dream up the most wonderful things (like how to torment that poor child you doomed into writing well but never being famous). However, you'll never be able to pursue any of it. :3

>.> I must have my revenge.

I give you the power to have an abundance of brain juice!

You're being surprisingly nice... (눈‸눈 )
Hmph! I will not lose to you! I give you the power of being able to work hard and achieve those impossible dreams that you dream!

I give you the power to speak and understand all languages! This results in a Nobel peace prize and worldwide respect.