Things You Shouldn't Say...

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rhiasofia
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Sun Feb 02, 2014 9:35 pm
rhiasofia says... · Sun Feb 02, 2014 9:35 pm
You mommy drowned in vinegar. Now hush while I eat you.

What shouldn't you say to John Green?
Your head is a living forest full of song birds
~E. E. Cummings
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Deadman
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:58 pm
Deadman says... · Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:58 pm
"Umm who are you again?"

What shouldn't you say to someone who just lost the Superbowl?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Zolen
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:02 pm
Zolen says... · Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:02 pm
"the natchobowl is the winner hands down."

What should you never say to a clone of yourself who is trying to replace you?
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
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Deadman
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:31 pm
Deadman says... · Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:31 pm
"They cloned you using cells from my cancer, so you'll probably die soon."

What should you never say to a scared little child?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Pompadour
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:51 pm
Pompadour says... · Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:51 pm
"Don't listen to them adults. There are monsters under your bed and in your closet and behind your door. There's death in darkness. And -- there's a monster inside you."

I am so mean. :P

What should you never say to an astronaut on ice-skates?
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this sky where we live is no place to lose your wings
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Deadman
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:50 pm
Deadman says... · Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:50 pm
"There's a hole in you're space suit."

What shouldn't you say to people at a funeral?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
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Pompadour
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:08 pm
Pompadour says... · Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:08 pm
"I thought the guy in the coffin was meant to be the dead one here."

What shouldn't you say to a claustrophobic amoeba?
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Deadman
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:17 pm
Deadman says... · Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:17 pm
"Don't worry I'm just gonna put you in this microscopic box."

What shouldn't you say to me?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
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rhiasofia
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:41 pm
rhiasofia says... · Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:41 pm
Winston Churchill is dead.

What shouldn't you say to a balloon in a room full of porcupines?
Your head is a living forest full of song birds
~E. E. Cummings
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Pompadour
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:34 am
Pompadour says... · Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:34 am
"Well. You're busted, little roun' man."

What shouldn't you say to a gorilla with pancakes for hands?
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Deadman
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:00 pm
Deadman says... · Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:00 pm
"Want some syrup with that?"

What shouldn't you say to a monkey that hasn't had a banana in three years?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
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Pompadour
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:58 pm
Pompadour says... · Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:58 pm
"BananaNANANANANANANANA SPLIT!"

What shouldn't you say to a catatonic mushroom?
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Deadman
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:36 pm
Deadman says... · Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:36 pm
"Psssh, get over it."

What shouldn't you say to Nate?
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
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Zolen
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:37 pm
Zolen says... · Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:37 pm
"There's a quail in your boot"

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Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
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Apricity
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:02 am
Apricity says... · Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:02 am
You are a very ordinary and cliche type of person.

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