A well of zoo animals fall on your house, crushing your legs, for three days you stay there in the rubble barely alive suffering from the toxic sludge the animals produce.
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
And you got eaten by a tiger when you went to Japan.
I am a machine, but it's only skin deep. Once you break through the crust of my humanity, you'll find the soft clouds beneath. Just don't squeeze to hard, or I'll disappear.
And you were the cookie that the sporks ate which was baked in a tree.
I am a machine, but it's only skin deep. Once you break through the crust of my humanity, you'll find the soft clouds beneath. Just don't squeeze to hard, or I'll disappear.
Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses. — Ann Landers
