"Kill" the person above you!

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Death by Darth Vader.
"What is dead my never die, but rises again, larger and stronger..."

*Ride like Lightening, crash like Thunder*


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Death by Alice
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.




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Death by laure
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'And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' ― Friedrich Nietzsche

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Death by ugliness.
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Death by vanity.
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'And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' ― Friedrich Nietzsche

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Death by a falling anvil.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
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Death by ants.
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Death by a splinter.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Death by Spider bite. (No Spiderman for you. No sir.)
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A well of zoo animals fall on your house, crushing your legs, for three days you stay there in the rubble barely alive suffering from the toxic sludge the animals produce.
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.




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You died in the "tragic incident" of "playing" dodgeball with kindergartners.
Noodles, don't noodles...

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
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And you got eaten by a tiger when you went to Japan.
I am a machine, but it's only skin deep. Once you break through the crust of my humanity, you'll find the soft clouds beneath. Just don't squeeze to hard, or I'll disappear.




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And you went to the land of Woe and were killed by an angry mob of sporks.
Noodles, don't noodles...

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
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You're wrong Scary Man.

And you were the cookie that the sporks ate which was baked in a tree.
I am a machine, but it's only skin deep. Once you break through the crust of my humanity, you'll find the soft clouds beneath. Just don't squeeze to hard, or I'll disappear.



A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity.
— Franz Kafka