"Kill" the person above you!

polinkacreations · 2011-11-27T15:57:37Z

Okay, so the idea is to invent the most original death for the person above you. Saw this on a forum somewhere, though I struggle to remember where :D 1. Yes, it can be funny. It's better if it is. 2. No, it can't be too boring (eg. died of a heart attack or hit by a car) 3. No, it can't be terribly gruesome, please. No limbs torn off. It's not what it's about. 4. Yes, it can be related to the person's name/avatar/signature and the such. 5. Be original about this! Alright, you evil minds, GO!

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Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:41 am

AlmondEyes says... · Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:41 am

Die from foolishly thinking you're epic. ^^

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Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:48 am

Apricity says... · Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:48 am

Die from foolishly thinking I'm not epic. xD

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Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:06 pm

Deadman says... · Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:06 pm

Died because you finally realized that you are not epic at all.

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Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:39 pm

dragonfphoenix says... · Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:39 pm

Died because we're still arguing about epicness.

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Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:50 pm

AEChronicle says... · Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:50 pm

Died from listening to you all talk about epicness.

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Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:50 pm

AEChronicle says... · Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:50 pm

Then died from over exposure to pure epicness!

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Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:30 pm

AlmondEyes says... · Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:30 pm

You died from listening to everyone talk about epicness and realizing there is none here.

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Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:50 pm

AEChronicle says... · Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:50 pm

Then you die, along with all of the rest of us, for not shutting up about epicness! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:45 am

Zolen says... · Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:45 am

death by zebra

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Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:51 am

AlmondEyes says... · Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:51 am

Death by not being alive.

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Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:01 am

Zolen says... · Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:01 am

death by meta death (lies i was alive)

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Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:05 am

AlmondEyes says... · Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:05 am

Death by Death.

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Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:13 am

Apricity says... · Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:13 am

Dearth by almond eyes.

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Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:50 am

Zolen says... · Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:50 am

Death by Dearth

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