"Kill" the person above you!

You died thanks to bob barker

Yugi mindcrushed you.

You choked on a big bug that flew into your mouth.

ewwwww, you choked on your own lugey!

died in a tragic tap dancing concert

Died due to your were the floor beneath the tap dancer.

banned for missing a possible South Park reference

@horrendous, that's not how you reply. Did you read the rules? You probably should

A building collapsed on you, but you were just paralyzed You were rolling along when someone threw you into a river for no reason, and because you couldn't kick your legs and no one cared, you drowned to death.

@AlmondEyes i thought i was in a different thread. woops.

Cthulhu awakened from his slumber in R'Lyeh to devour the universe, and you along with it.

You died of Motezuma's revenge. (Ew!!^^)

You died from my awesomeness.

You died from realizing you have no awesomeness.

You died because the great god of the forum smote you for reusing a death!

You died because no one loved you.

A kimono dragon ate your foot and you died from the bacteria dumped into your blood steam, blacking out shortly after as your leg started to melt.