Would you rather...?

Hand if I get to pick which, a lot of hobos try to keep at least one hand clean.

Have the skin shaved (with a razor) off your arms and legs, or have all of your joints broken(with a baseball bat) ?

Ugh, I would love to say have all my joints broken, but realistically I would rather shave my arms and legs even though I loathe shaved arms.

(I meant shaved as in the skin off your arms and legs, sorry forgot a word. Meaning using a razer to remove the skin piece by piece)

Oh okay. Well that changes things, but my answer would still be the same. I'd rather shave off my skin than have all my joints broken.

And I think it's your turn.

(you never gave a would you rather)

Ah, right. Would you rather go without technology for two weeks or only eat onions for a month.

Onions. *shudders*

WYR receive a cow kiss or a wedgie?

Cow kiss.

Would you rather be in a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion?

Zombie apocalypse, I have my preparations, and from what we know about zombies, they won't have weapons.

Would you rather tell a funny joke and get everyone to laugh, except that special someone, or would you rather tell a joke where that special someone is the only one that laughs?

Make that one special person laugh because I'm cheesy like that.

Would you rather become a mermaid/merman or birdmaid/birdman?

Birdman, I've aways wanted to fly!

Would you rather be superman/woman or batman/catwoman?

Batman. I'm a lady... but, yeah.

Would you rather be a snowman, or a scarecrow?

scarecrows tend to last longer

Would you rather gain the power to eat fire, or eat plasma?

Eat fire, and then I'd burp it out again and set fire to meaningless things like Math homework.

Would you rather have daisies for feet or a unicorn horn for a tail?

Daisies, the horn would be hard to sit on.

Would you rather be given math homework or do anatomy homework?