Opposites (a collaborative writing game)

I yoinked this idea from a book called 'A book of surrealist games'. The basic idea is one person writes a sentence, preferably a sentence in which something happens, or someone does something. Then the next person writes a sentence in which the 'opposite' person does the 'opposite' thing. 'Opposite' can be completely subjective and by your personal association, e.g. water -> fire, love -> hate . . .

Just to make it clearer, an example would be:

The small dog licked the fallen ice cream.
The enormous lizard spat out a piece of brocolli.
. . .

So let's get this started - your first sentence is:

The lazy river flowed endlessly towards the sea.

The overproductive star remained frozen still at the peak of the mountain.

The languid black hole went quickly towards the trench in the valley.

The energetic white patch of dirt stopped at the hill

The static grasslands started in the ravine.

The fluid desert ended at the mountain.

The stiff seaweed grew from the bottom of the ocean.

The relaxed carrots shrunk away from the surface of the sky.

the tense brinjals expanded in to the underground

The lax oranges squeezed out of the heavens.