Good morning/afternoon/evening! Let me guide you to table number 7 where I shall take your order.
So, reviews huh? I'm sure I can do you up some of those. I will review to my the best of my ability---I will cook you the best food on my menu. I don't take responsibilty of angry customers, so if you have a complaint confront the reception area. I'm joking, if you any problem with the review, just tell me -IN THE THREAD-
Here is an example of my type of reviews,
- Stop and Stare 4.1
- Wishes enveloped in paper planes
- One of Them
- The Fisherman
Art is always a good option for me, so don't hesitate to post if you want a drawing or photo reviewed. Here's one example:
- Darren Crissis
Poetry is also a good bet. Another example:
-Sixteen miles
-Less than or equal at nineteen
Rules
If you want me to review provide links please. Or else. :I
Ones in purple I like reviewing, The ones in red I don't. Ones in blue I don't mind. Easy as.
I will review;
-Romance
-Action
-General
-Historical
(Maybe, if you like killing me or getting served up burnt food then try me. I'll hit you hard.) My reviews won't be to my best standard in this genre.
-Fantasy
(Again, if you like killing me and getting served up burnt food, ask me to review fantasy. Also my reviews won't be to full stantard.
-Poetry (Any)
-Lyrics
-Art/Photography.
I will also review novels up until chapter 4, after that I will either stop reviewing to my best potential or not at all. If I like your plot/storyline or I'm really into what's going, I'll keep reviewing for you.
Don't ask me to review anything more then two things at one time, if you please.
I don't feel comfortable reviewing much more then 16+ even then I'm ish. Nothing too mature, I'm still young and innocent.
Remember your manners when placing an order, 'Tis rude if you don't say please and thank you after all my efforts.
If you want to thank me, just post a comment on my profile or drop a message in the thread. I'd also appreciate a comment in the thread or on my profile, saying you got it and that there were no problems/that it was helpful. It's not any help to you, I need to know. Or of course you can nominate me for badges? That's if I deserve it.
My last request is that I can take up to four days to complete a review (in the very very very very latest circumtances) so please be patient.
Thank you for dining at the Review Restaurant, that will be £100.00 please. *Snatches*
I can be quite harsh when I want to be. Or nice when I want to be. The choice is
Gender:
Points: 7340
Reviews: 205