Young Writers Society

^^
this.

C'mon. You know you want to. Instead of the dishes.

If you own a dishwasher. Well...

..well... well consider yourself in debt to us and for however long it takes you to do it, we will add on 100,000% interest on that which would mean you have to pay virtually. This means you have to eat something hotter Ghost Pepper (A Bhut Jolokia Chilli Pepper) with a Scoville rating of over a million.

Without the interest, it costs 1,000... things. But eating a Bhut Jokolia pepper means torture as it's so hot that you can't handle it without gloves, apparently.

Red pepper tabasco sauce on average has a Scoville rating of 2500. A Bhut Jokolia is the hottest chilli in the world

TERMS AND CONDITIONS: You can redeem yourself by having it done by Monday. You are not allowed to have milk, water or any food or drink until 2 days after.

You have disappointed the Duck. D:

Dear Mr. Caldwell,

IF U DUN DOO ALL OF D3M FINGS U S3D U WUD L@IK FINISH DA PROFIL3S ND LIT3RARARARY WORKS AR3A S00N, ILL KIK UR F@CE ND D3N F33D IT 2 MY C@T. laik, srsly.

If you can read that and not blow up and die, you can finish the literary works area and profiles soon. Easily.

Nate! I will send you a complaint letter if you do not get to work! Of course with the state of the British mail system, the complaint letter will be redundant by the time it makes it to your mail box.

Kitty15 wrote:Nate! I will send you a complaint letter if you do not get to work! Of course with the state of the British mail system, the complaint letter will be redundant by the time it makes it to your mail box.

Pish posh. You think you Brits have a dilapidated postal service? You ain't got nothing on us Yankees.

Like... if you don't complete all the aforementioned things you said you'd complete, Imma like.... gonna be sooo like....

So yea..... Be careful!

The Murtenator's watchin' ya

Actually, neither of us can claim that. I sent Heather a letter, over Christmas, and she got it in under a week. I sent it, like, the 23rd. She got it, like, the 29th or something ridiculous like that. UNDER a week, Nate. That's pretty epic.

(also, those texts will be starting NOW. But, since I'm lazy and don't want to type on my phone, here's your first one! NATE. Get crackin'! Love, Bek, who will throw a coup if you don't get moving soon)

Nate. FINISH WORKING.

If you finish your work, I'll finish mine. Deal? Deal.

Also, I'll, uhm, review a lot or something.

Hey, I don't need glasses!

(Also, never read just the last page of this. It sounds like we all really hate Nate until you see he needs giving out to.)

I blame Mesh

NATE. STOP WORRYING ABOUT IMPORTANT THINGS. WORRY ABOUT US.

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I blame Mesh

Totes.

*Cracks whip*