"During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody." -Happy Gilmore
"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus "From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf "A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni [they/he]
Which seems accurate and completely okay with me. If I type any faster, my constant mistakes will certainly get worse and I feel comfortable where I am.
“I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I’m afraid of. ”―Joss Whedon
“If there’s a book that you want to read, but it hasn’t been written yet, then you must write it.”―Toni Morrison
It depends, on a test I can go upwards of 120, when I'm just typing for fun, without stress, my average is 80; I'm terrible at numbers, the most I've gotten with numbers is 43.
The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties. — Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
