You Know You're a Nerd When...

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Mr.Knightley
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Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:13 pm
Mr.Knightley says... · Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:13 pm
I think the title explains itself, right? Same concept as "You Know You're a Writer When...", only... you get it. I'll start us of, shall I?


You know you're a nerd when you ask your parents for braces.



*I hope this works!*
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irishfire
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Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:59 pm
irishfire says... · Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:59 pm
You know you're a nerd when you wear your pants past your head.
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Ranger Hawk
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Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:43 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:43 pm
You know you're a nerd when you see the title of this thread and instantly think it was made just for you. :mrgreen: Not that I know this from personal experience, per se...
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
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Lava
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Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:48 pm
Lava says... · Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:48 pm
You know you're a nerd when you sit in the front bench in class.
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Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:18 am
gsppcrocks10 says... · Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:18 am
You know you're a nerd when you ask for a hundred-dollar mouse for christmas.

Not that I did that or anything...
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:26 am
BondGirl007 says... · Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:26 am
You know you're a nerd when you want to wear glasses again just so you can tape them...
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Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:38 am
Sureal says... · Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:38 am
You know you're a nerd when you contribute to a you know you're a nerd list.
I wrote the above just for you.
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Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:21 pm
xX_white_shadow_Xx says... · Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:21 pm
You know you're a nerd when you play DnD with your DM dad.

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irishfire
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Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:40 pm
irishfire says... · Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:40 pm
xD Nutty!

You know you're a nerd when you scream with joy at the idea of going to a poetry reading.

Not that I di-...oh who am I kidding I totally did that.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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xX_white_shadow_Xx
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Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:47 pm
xX_white_shadow_Xx says... · Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:47 pm
lol Irish.

You know you're a nerd when you spend more time with your computer than your friends -_-


Yes...it's sadly, sadly true.
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Mr.Knightley
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Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:21 pm
Mr.Knightley says... · Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:21 pm
You know you're a nerd when you come up with the idea for a forum for knowing when you're a nerd.
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Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:34 pm
Poison says... · Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:34 pm
You know you're a nerd when the teacher holds up your test and says "All hail the nerd, for she got a 104 out of 100!"

Oh yeah, that happened to me. Good times.
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Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:39 pm
Moody says... · Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:39 pm
You know you're a nerd when you think (some) homework is actually fun. :lol:
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Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:59 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:59 pm
You know you're a nerd when the aspect of sitting down at the computer is more appealing than hanging out with "real-life" friends.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle
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Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:10 pm
xX_white_shadow_Xx says... · Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:10 pm
You know you're a nerd when...

Can I just tell a story, Timmy? It's a really good one!
Is he dancing with a little boy in spandex?!

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