The Finest Sushi/Review stand!

Hello customer! I am here to sell you the finest virtual sushi from e-miles around! From minnows to salmon! I have it all!!! Riced or breaded? Your choice! All for the great price of £900!!! Get it while it is raw!
Oh yeah I also do this thing called "reviewing" for free... But you came here for sushi no? Oh fine... I will review most things even romance! But as long as it isn't too mushy. I won't review chapters if I haven't read the previous as well!
Please don't swamp me, I am only one little kid
Begin!

Hi there! Nerd Bird here!
I would greatly appreciate it if you could review the beginning of my first novel The Shifties!

You can find the first two chapters here:
http://www.youngwriterssociety.com/profile/NerdBird/portfolio/462161

Cant wait to read your feedback!

Did the first chapter! Very well done! I can't find the 2nd chapter though!

Sushi! Could you review this:

Hawk's eye - Chapter One (Working title)

Pweez? Pweez? I know it already has a lot of reviews, but they're mostly on technical stuff, and I could use some criticism on the pacing and such. >.<

Thanks!

I'll get to it either tomorrow or the day after! I'm busy at the moment :3

Hi! Could I have one of those seaweed/rice roll thingies? I'm not sure what they're called, but they're wonderful. =)

Also, would you mind reading this for me? It's the intro to my first story, so I'm pretty desperate/anxious for reviews.

The House of Sand-- Introduction

Thanks! Take your time. =)

@Pompadour and @dancingwatermelon your sushi is ready!!
Any more customers? And please no spam. *glares above*

Thank you!

Thank yoo!
Can I be a customer again? I'll review back. >.<

If you want to :3

*tap dances* Yay!
Pwease review this, then?
Elementarni - Chapter One (Midnight insanity) Part 1/2
And this too, if you don't mind:
Elementarni - Chapter One; Part 2/2
Ooh, and tell me if you want anything reviewed from your portfolio, OK?

@Pompadour please send Borg Kitties after me until I start reviewing again! XD

T*** Patrol
Oh, and a pound of Sushi.