Snazzy hid behind a chair, then jumped next to Mem. "Want some, skittles." She said, looking around nervously. Snazzy then pulls out a tall glass with a green liquid inside. "It's...greeeeennn!!!" She said, and laughed hysterically.
Disciple of Christ • Coffee Addict • Poetry Consumer
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.
*Decides that everyone in this building needs professional help and runs for the phone to dial the hospital.*
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.
.........Obama.....Obama has five letters in it.....five plus one is six.....one president behind Obama is Bush! Bush plus one......six!.......Bush was in office for 84 months....Obama was in office for less....for 77 months! 84 minus 77 is seven! Bush plus one has six letter, seven minus one is six......Obama plus one is six plus bush plus one is six...then seven minus one is six....but that means........BUSH IS THE ILLUMINATI! DONT PICK UP THAT PHONE CHIRSSY! THE ILLUMINATI SEES ALL!!!!
I have a license that lets me solve aids - A friend of mine
Here Comes the Birdyyyy ~Poopsie
You gotta have the confidence of a gazelle running through a herd of lions - TK Sharp
You're right. The only one that should go to the hospital is you. *uses my cellphone, and then sits by and watches @15253 get dragged off.* Why is everything so quiet?
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.
Cat smiles tiredly as the troll disappears through the doorway, spewing puns.
"Well, we can all have a few minutes of peace now," she remarks, switching out the book for a Calvin and Hobbes collection. "I'd say maybe 20? 25? Depends on whether they out him in a padded cell or not."
Cat sets a small kitchen timer for 20 minutes and begins to hum "Summertime".
Nothing to see here, puny mortals. Move along.
"I’m always going to embarrass myself and I’m pretty comfortable with that now." — Misha Collins
