The Tavern

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Last edited by SkyeWalker on Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.
My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia




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HAHA! I read that Zhia!

Runs over and eats Zhia's head.
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Now I am Soup




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A hand thrusts from the depths of the Tavern's closet and finds a death grip on the troll's neck. As he gasps and splutters, unable to articulate even one of his famous troll-physics puns, Cat's voice wafts out, dangerously quiet.

"Disgorge my friend's head, troll."

The troll squeaks a noise that sounds somewhat like a very cocky, "Why should I, kitty?"

" BECAUSE I WILL USE CHESHIRE PHYSICS ON YOU AND LOOK HOW WELL THAT TURNED OUT FOR ALICE, " Cat hisses.
Nothing to see here, puny mortals. Move along.


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Pets cats and calms him down!Stop hissing!
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~George R. Martin

Life isn't about finding yourself; it's about recreating yourself. ~George B. Shaw

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Cat grudgingly lets go of the troll's neck and whines to pretzel, "But he ate my best friend's head!! That's really creepy. And rude."
Nothing to see here, puny mortals. Move along.


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Catch snaps from his trance and blinks the redness from his eyes. He turns his head to see the usual chaos unfolding in the Tavern.
"Well I'm glad nothing's changed," he says as he shoots a wide grin. He stands up and walks away from the busted vending machine. He reaches to scratch a sudden itch in his chin but his hand caught by a tuft of hair. "D-did I grow a beard?"
live in technicolor




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Orders an apple juice and a strawberry ice cream cone.Thanks!
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*eats Catch's head*

tests liek phrase
I have a license that lets me solve aids - A friend of mine


Here Comes the Birdyyyy ~Poopsie


You gotta have the confidence of a gazelle running through a herd of lions - TK Sharp


I was once Numbers

Now I am Soup




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Waits for the order to be placed on the table.
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"Can I have another beer?"
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I love my guns. ;)




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I don't drink beer ewww!
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Marble finishes the mead, before placing the flagon down with a thunk.
"I'll have ham and lettuce sandwiches, as well, ta."
Dreams sprout tall so beautiful
to wither and fall off
Old and dusty, creaky and rough
This clockwork will not rest




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brings marble his sandwiches!
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads only lives once
~George R. Martin

Life isn't about finding yourself; it's about recreating yourself. ~George B. Shaw

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*look over from eating Catch's head*

Moar Vodka!
I have a license that lets me solve aids - A friend of mine


Here Comes the Birdyyyy ~Poopsie


You gotta have the confidence of a gazelle running through a herd of lions - TK Sharp


I was once Numbers

Now I am Soup




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I am Polish and Polish Vodka is the best(although I don't drink it)

@15253

*brings some Polish vodka for 15*
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads only lives once
~George R. Martin

Life isn't about finding yourself; it's about recreating yourself. ~George B. Shaw

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