The Tavern

Grins and takes a bite of her muffin and chews a bit before responding. "this is a nice lounge, might i get a strawberry milkshake?" She takes another bite of the muffin and looks around.

*looks suspiciously at my Beer.* Are you kidding, @CuriosityCat?

"Hey, we're being legal here. On the internet, I have no clue what age you are," Cat points out. "Besides, this way won't eat your brain cells."

*chucks a potato at Chrissy*

Make yourself something nice

*proceeds to drink liver poison*

*Hits @15253 upside the head with a shovel.*

"Hey, @CuriosityCat? I'll take a mocha."

Mem watches the violence in the lounge then looks at CuriousityCat. "Can I have my Chocolate Milkshake now?" she asks timidly

Catch picks up his toweled-off head and tries to reattach it, but it can't seem to stay put. He gives up and decides to hold his head under his arm.

"Hey, Cat, sense you're apparently the bartender now... can I get a coke?"

*stumbles around the bar then crashes into Cat, sending her flying and thus replacing her as bartender*

LIVER POISON FOR EVERYONE!

(serves milkshake to Forg)

Quickly before Cat murders me.

Cat smiles wearily, picking herself up from the place where she was thrown by the rampaging troll.

"I would beat you up for shoving me, troll, but I could use a break. By all means, work away," Cat says, chuckling.

I no get murdered???

*hefts a fire hose*

CATCH! OPEN YOUR MOUTH!

Catch raises his head up and opens his mouth.

"What, why?"

*sprays coke at Catch with the power of 9000 psi*

The powerful Coke spray sends Catch's bodiless head out the Tavern's window.

Catch picks up the whiteboard, erases Cat's Simpsons drawings, and writes out:
"That was delicious."

Sera enters the tavern for the first time, trying her best to avoid the centre of the chaos.

DUUUUDDEEEE!!!! You have a quote frm Dinklage Bot!!!!!

*falls below the counter laughing*