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Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:15 pm
TheCatchphrase says... · Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:15 pm
Unfortunately the side effects include diarrhea and vomiting.
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:43 am
Pretzelstick says... · Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:43 am
Fortunately, you stay home in bed and write your book/novel all day and review and lurk on YWS with your laptop and you are treating like a queen(no school and food in bed)
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:17 am
TheCatchphrase says... · Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:17 am
Unfortunately, you have to make up all your schoolwork the next day.
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:43 am
Pretzelstick says... · Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:43 am
Fortunately your friends scans and email's you all the answers to everything so all that you have to do is just rewrite it on your paper!Yay!
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:50 am
TheCatchphrase says... · Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:50 am
Unfortunately, your teacher finds out and gives you both an F.
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:53 am
Pretzelstick says... · Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:53 am
Fortunately your mom isn't mad at all!Victory!
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Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:22 am
TheCatchphrase says... · Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:22 am
Unfortunately, your dad is.
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Sun Feb 15, 2015 1:53 pm
Pretzelstick says... · Sun Feb 15, 2015 1:53 pm
Fortunately your mom smooths it overs and your dad calms down.
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Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:13 pm
TheCatchphrase says... · Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:13 pm
Unfortunately your dad gets so calm that he slips into a coma.
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Sun Feb 15, 2015 11:52 pm
Pretzelstick says... · Sun Feb 15, 2015 11:52 pm
Fortunately he is under expert care with the best doctors available!
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Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:02 am
TheCatchphrase says... · Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:02 am
Unfortunately, during a storm, the hospital's power shuts down. The back-up power generator is broken. His life support shuts down.

aaaah that was morbid ;-;
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Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:03 pm
CuriosityCat says... · Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:03 pm
Fortunately, hospitals get their power back first, so the power is restored within a few minutes, and no serious damage is caused to him.
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Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:47 pm
Pretzelstick says... · Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:47 pm
Unfortunately, some 2 other people in that hospital died because of the power out. :(
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Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:22 pm
TheCatchphrase says... · Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:22 pm
Fortunately, their heirs, who were desperate hobos, got a ton of money.
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Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:31 pm
steampowered says... · Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:31 pm
Unfortunately, the tax collectors claimed most of it. :P
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