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fortunately they only send out signals to people who get confused easily.
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.




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Unfortunately, they get confused by the signals.
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Fortunately, they also buy the headache medicine, thereby stimulating the economy and creating job growth.
"I've got dreams like you--no really!--just much less, touchy-feeley.
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
on an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone
surrounded by enormous piles of money." -Flynn Rider, Tangled




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Unfortunately the medicine was poisioned thus the effects were reveresed leaving the economy to perish.
Let the past live behind you not with you ,let the present live with you not behind you.




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Fortunately Luke Skywalker saved us all.
Well.

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Unfortunately, Luke Skywalker was actually a pancake that got eaten by the cookie monster.




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Fortunately the pancake granted the cookie monster super intelligence and he fixed the economy while making a low fat hi nutritional supplement for everyone to eat and left the recipe on his twitter for everyone to learn.
Well i feel the need to spin some new flavor into my writing so let's begin.
... ... aaaaand i got nada.
Well writer's block is the worst. crank randomness to level eleven.




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Unfortunately aliens killed the Cookie Monster soon afterwards because he ate Too many cookies.
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Unfortunately the Aliens love to eat Lostinthought's so . . . you lose anyway.
For I who am poor have only my dreams
I spread my dreams under your feet . . .

. . . tread softly for you tread on my dreams.


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Fortunately Nether misread the last post so lostthought is safe.
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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Unfortunately Giant, carnivorous pancakes ascend from a different dimension and begin eat everyone, so now NOBODY is safe!!
EVERY DAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD...
BUT THERE IS SOMETHING GOOD IN EVERY DAY.


Don't be sorry your darkness is gone. I'll carry it for you.
Always. I'll keep it with mine.


Gotta catch em all!




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Fortunately, the president of the United States got stoned and accidentally launched all of our nukes at Russia, and they, due to mutually assured destruction, launched them at America and the pancakes were destroyed in the chaos!
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Unfortunately, the pancakes were actually mutated one so they rise again as killer pancakes and sets out to destroy the world.




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Unfortunately, the world was already destroyed by the nukes. Fortunately, a small band of survivors were able to venture out of their fallout shelter and kill the pancakes.
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Unfortunately they miss one pancake... who makes a large army of killer pancakes and then leads them to the hideout of the small group of survivors.
EVERY DAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD...
BUT THERE IS SOMETHING GOOD IN EVERY DAY.


Don't be sorry your darkness is gone. I'll carry it for you.
Always. I'll keep it with mine.


Gotta catch em all!



I cannot separate the aesthetic pleasure of seeing a butterfly and the scientific pleasure of knowing what it is.
— Vladmir Nabokov