Unfortunately; Fortunately

Fortunately the tax collecters had a chage of heart (and not because i threatened them at gunpoint)

Unfortunately, you accidentally pulled the trigger, and are now on the run.

Fortunately, you find a perfect hideout for this running away- an abandoned house in the middle of thick woods

Unfortunately, a beast lurks in these woods...

fortunately the beast was actually a brand of very bad soda so not nearly as bad to have within

Fortunately, we will use our writing skills to save us from this apocalypse

kay0rys28 wrote:Fortunately, we will use our writing skills to save us from this apocalypse

"Writer's aren't exactly people.....
They are a whole bunch of people trying to be one person."
~F.Scott Fitzgerald

(You were supposed to write a Unfortunately in reaction to my fortunately, @kay0rys28)

Unfortunately, The Beast contains an unrealistically high amount of sodium. It dehydrates you immediately after your first sip.

Fortunately, there's a river nearby.

Unfortunately, PIRANHAS!

Fortunately, WATER FILTERS
oh wait

Unfortunately, the piranhas devour the water filters in seconds.

Fotunately you have Paranha poison

Unfortunately, this poisons enters the environment via the water and affects most of the plants and animals in the surrounding ecosystem, making the entire place a barren waste of dead trees and small animal corpses. D: