Funny Insults

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"Earth is full, go home."

"Bill Clinton's DNA"

"Lawyer"
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Son of a biscuit eating Bulldog!
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I'd insult you, but the mere fabric of your inexperienced cranium wouldn't comprehend the fact that this is a veiled insult that I won't bother composing since, well, you just won't get it. You have been insulted. Happy?
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Aroint thee which!
Macbeth.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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My toilet has more emotion than you!
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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I would my horse had the speed of your tounge.
Much ado about nothing.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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You have diarrhea of the mouth.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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given infinity and a typewriter you would eat the typewriter.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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I'm not sure you even have a raisin where your cranium should be!
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Your head is not empty. Wood is a solid.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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"ninnymuffin"

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"I've got dreams like you--no really!--just much less, touchy-feeley.
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
on an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone
surrounded by enormous piles of money." -Flynn Rider, Tangled




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is that a cross between ninnyhammer and ragamuffin?
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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I honestly don't know, but it sounds funny.
"I've got dreams like you--no really!--just much less, touchy-feeley.
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
on an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone
surrounded by enormous piles of money." -Flynn Rider, Tangled




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"icecream!" *walks away pretending that person does not exist*, ditching in the middle of a argument is the best way to beat someone.
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