Funny Insults

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'Don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street.'
Sherlock-Love that show so much.




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I think this is a clichéd and old insult but it's still funny.

'You are as worthless as 'AY' in OKAY.'




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1. You are so obnoxious that you give aspirin a headache.

2. Your idiotic remarks actually subtract from the sum of all basic human knowledge.
Last edited by Spotswood on Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:10 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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What do you and flappy bird have in common?
You're both frustrating and everyone hates you.
[insert clever signature here]




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Well just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon...

-Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Look out! He's got a daisy!"
- Making Money by Terry Pratchett

Chuck Norris- worshiping gnomes, undead pandas, pet chupacabras and undead Keanu Reeves-what could possibly go wrong?




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Pretty much any tumblr insult ever. I favor soggy lampshade.

Also "He has Van Gogh's ear for music", Billy Wilder
Your head is a living forest full of song birds
~E. E. Cummings




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Muggle F***ing troll s*** you floppy wanded dementorer boggerer




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You're about as much use as a busted condom




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You're like the village bicycle. Everyone gets a ride




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"I've eaten chicken wings with more meat on them than you."
-"Lets be real here. Unicorns don't exist.
-"Then you must not either."




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Go up to a girl and compliment her mustache.




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You have a nice duck there, kiddo! (It´s a swan)
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Okay, so a fun way to generate your own insults is to make three columns, the first one for adjectives, and the second two for nouns. Think of all the gross, offensive things you could put in there, and throw together your favorite combination! So like this:

(Adj.) (Noun) (Noun)
- Stinky - Trash - Chicken
- Abominable - Scum - Troll
- Moldy - Sewer - Turd
- Obnoxious - Fart - Beast


See how it works?




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I am totally (attempting) to revive this:

You are the human equivalent of a cold bowl of soup

You squeaky door hinge!

You moldy sponge!

I bet you ate dirt as a child

You seem like you looked up swears in the dictionary as a child (less of an insult but more of an astute observation)
[insert quote based on hyperfixation here]

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