If your signature ever changes, feel free to explain that one as well.
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I guess I'll start it off with my signature.
In 6th grade we had a math project in which we had to design the layout for a house by using $250,000 limit we could spend. I was looking at someone's house, and I asked what the rectangle in the middle of the kitchen was. She said,
"It's an island, you know, in a kitchen? The ones where sinks and stuff can be?"
I responded,
"And island on land? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
Then she laughed for the next ten minutes.
In 6th grade we had a math project in which we had to design the layout for a house by using $250,000 limit we could spend. I was looking at someone's house, and I asked what the rectangle in the middle of the kitchen was. She said,
"It's an island, you know, in a kitchen? The ones where sinks and stuff can be?"
I responded,
"And island on land? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
Then she laughed for the next ten minutes.
