You trip on a Black Mamba while crossing a footpath in southern Nigeria and land in a a well. You luckily survive the hundred foot fall end only stop laughing when you hear thunder . . .
For I who am poor have only my dreams I spread my dreams under your feet . . .
. . . tread softly for you tread on my dreams.
We are masters of our silences, and slaves of our words
You climb the top of a 20 floors building and stand om the edge of the terrace. when someone sees you there they shout 'don't jump' but as you can't tolerate people telling you what to do you jump anyways but that only breaks the 206 bones you have in your body so you still are alive. You die afterwards by getting electric shocks by a crazy nurse who happened to experiment things on you.
“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”
“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”
You win a competition to meet your favourite celebrity, they take you out to dinner and eventually they tell you they've developed feelings for you. You're over the moon, ecstatic, you could cry with happiness. Then suddenly they take out their favourite book, inform you that they're the copycat of the murderous villain and bludgeon you to death.
All the while telling you that you're their number one fan...
A robot falls in love with you but when you decline he gets really angry so he empties all the ice cream shops in your country and forces you to eat them and you freeze to death.
“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”
“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”
You were getting to get hit by a truck when a girl saves you and you die because you think she is very pretty. xD
Spoiler
Ouch J you killed me pretty bad ... But I am sure I am not the sucide type person plus the 'lover' would be more sad if I would do such a foolish thing
“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”
“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”
