“And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.” ― Sylvia Plath
A random crazy person falls out of the sky, gleaming sword in hand, and cleaves you in half from shoulder to hip. Turns out they were filming a movie. You look exactly like the dummy they have set up at the other side of the building, and he was supposed to jump off of that side.
Millions of miles from home In the darkness before the dawn In the swirling of this storm When I'm rolling with the thunder But bleed from thorns Leave a light, a light on.
The ground around you starts shaking suddenly, and before you knew it, CRASH! A hole opens up beneath you, and you fall. And then, a giant earthworm eats you. (sorry xD ran out of ideas)
HERE>>OTAKU FOR LIFE<<HERE "People's feelings are memories that transcend time[that's why they're so hard to forget]." - Steins;Gate(Makise) "I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to show how smart I am." -Hyouka(Oreki)
While searching for the land of Narnia, you by accident end up in the triwizard cup maze instead! You are unprepared and unequipt for this eventuallity and so the hedges gobble you up!
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
While he was on his way to kill umaima, Jordin was rear ended by Steve Martin. He didn't die, but he got one hell of a repairs bill. It's what you get when you don't think you need car insurance just because you are a veangeful ghost.
The course skin of a thousand elephants sewn together to make one leather wallet.
sometimes i'm like "I should say something quotable to make it into the quote gen" but then I feel bad because quote gen quotes are very spontaneous — theromanticchemist
